Vegas Mausoleum
by: John Sturgeon
Before the evening began, speculation seemed to offer a dinner party I
might consider normal, as a Hollywood Hills party scene might play
among the arty elite. Yet, this evening’s soirée was more like having
dinner in an opulent mausoleum for the deceased singer, Robert Goulet*,
with an assortment of characters from a play written by a combination of
Kafka and Chekhov. Every available square inch of wall space in the
labyrinth of a house, floor to ceiling literally - from baseboard to
uppermost edge was hung with photographs, significant documents and
award plaques from Goulet's career in theatre, film and music.
Mrs. Goulet, who had also been Goulet's manager for over twenty years,
was a delicate woman, of sprayed on beauty, who - never, never stopped
talking… always about Robert… his acknowledgements from civic
dignitaries, accomplishments on stage, his adventures with the
luminaries of film and theatre, including the likes of Bob Hope, Sinatra,
Sammy Davis, and even President Ronald and Nancy Reagan. Though
obviously accomplished within the theatrical milieu, she was at his side in
many of the important photographs on display, but there was never a
hint of her own thoughts or being, apart from - as his companion.
Mrs. Goulet would float in and about appearing and disappearing in a
gossamer flower print dress, a la Blanche DuBois . A tintype of delicately
cracking porcelain framed by a pinned-back truss of carrot hair. All the
while an unending blur of Goulet’s songs lilted on in the background, just
a touch louder than would be appropriate for Muzak, so that in order to
have a conversation one had to raise one's voice a tad more than
comfortable.
We had arrived at a reasonable hour 7:45, as almost the first. Hor
d’oeuvres served with excellent wine, a delightful assortment including
two kinds of shrimp, one cold with and the other breaded and baked with
lemon and garlic, then there was a seasoned humus dip, crackers and
toasted buttered-garlic bread and then of course the perusal of the
mausoleum to keep us entertained. The hostess remained out of sight
more than the first hour… as other guests continued to arrive. Not at all
uninteresting folk: an ex-CIA operative and his Nordic wife, the Swedish
Consulate in Vegas - who was working passionately on raising awareness
of the problem of young women disappearing into global black-market
slavery, from the fanciest hotels in Vegas. Another most gregarious guestwas the producer, director of the long running Vegas musical
"Menopause", of which in my ignorance I had never heard.
Drinking, eating shrimp, talking on & on, dinner working its way haltingly
in the kitchen - drinking, a bit more dip, waiting for dinner…. waiting…
waiting in deference for each Goulet memoir to reach its appropriate
conclusion before resuming slicing the tomatoes, garnishing the fish.
However, as the Goulet evening progressed a slow swirling maelstrom
drew everyone closer into the deeper luxurious world of suffocating
remembrance, approaching a certain madness. Certainly, a realm not
wholly of the real. More in kin to the formal claustrophobia evoked by
Buneul's "Exterminating Angel" than would be thought possible.
As with any effective scene every aspect of the mise-en-scène is critical.
Two gaunt-winged attendants fluttered about with the host’s
preparations as well as attended to the evening’s service. This couple
from Oregon had contacted Mrs. Goulet that they had purchased the
Goulet’s former yacht and were refurbishing it. Apparently, this act of
restoration had so endeared them to her that the couple was invited to be
houseguests along with one of their mothers, an equally grin-beaked
being.
This synergy of hospitality added yet another ingredient to the evening’s
ambiance. During the previous night the mother apparently flushed a
leaking toilet precipitating an unabated flood throughout the bedroom
wing of the house. Undiscovered till the slumberers awoke at dawn, the
seepage had put at risk much of the photographic collection there. Down
those darkened corridors leading to the violated sanctum, carpets had
been ripped up exposing mottled concrete where industrial fans stood
guard droning on in untutored monotones to rival Goulet’s endless
repertoire. The flecking walls stripped of their veil of memory. The
archive’s careful narrative huddles frame to face in disarray from the
faintly fear of mildew.
One intimate moment was offered between Mrs. G. and me. Vera led me
through one of the most densely embroidered recesses of the
mausoleum; a series of seemingly unplanned additions added one upon
the other as one might accommodate an ample meal by gradually
loosening trousers for life’s expansions of memorabilia. She halted in
front of each significant treasure that crackled out from the spinning
grooves of her recollection. Remarking on the original drawings of what
seemed vaguely familiar New Yorker cartoons of Mr. Goulet at the height
of his renown, or then pausing to appraise Robert’s comfort or joy with
certain pieces of furniture or attachment to tableaus nestled among these
blankets of reminiscence. She seemed sternly perturbed if anything wereleft upon Robert’s creased with favor leather chair, as if his impending
return were immanent within her secreted world.
Dinner - finally was served at 11:30. A superb salmon was poached with
a fresh fennel and rosemary garnish. The salad we constructed ourselves
from ample makings and the vegetables were green beans with roasted
new red potatoes. Fully the lateness of the die was cast, as our desert
would be delayed until we guests were almost out the door... chilled
blueberries infused with a sugared cognac over shortcake. All had been
most casino-like… no clocks, the era of overstuffed surroundings,
permeated by music (Goulet of course). No exit, waiting for dinner, very
genteel, but just not… well – as expected. Indeed, Bunuel.
Follow now the lens of this grainy scene as it pans the long to dark dinner
fed outside in the gazebo with the warm desert wind flying at the bushes
and flinging lanterns all about. With particularly prolonged gusts, Mrs.
Goulet admonishes the wind -
"Robert, Robert… stop that now."
Her late slurring voice willing his being, fold about her his familiar cloak
more utterly than imaginable… and the loudspeaker’s forever lasting
embrace of Robert Goulet… blooms within the poolside repast, imbues
unease to each goblet and glance among her guests.
Her gaze held to the evaporate wind, fled away those porcelain tears
before they could be, or - we could see. Fluttering in the wisp left by the
dying, or paling under lusterless eyes staring back from photographs of
the dead -
"Oh, Robert, stop that…now. Stop that…"
